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"Icicles. Ooh, that's gotta hurt if you get too close to them. Hmm... need to think of a question...! What word sounds like a swear word but isn't?"

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cicely!


Why are you here?

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Because I wanted to buy a new pair of socks

why do your eyes burn if you stare at the sun

- never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them -

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Because it calls your eyes' mother ugly

Why is the ocean blue?

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“Because it’s sadder and more tearful than we could ever know. Why do people judge me?” (/j)

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Bakeries aren’t welcomed where the goblins grates their cheese.

Why are colors colorful?

-Adder was here

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“To differentiate themselves from the colours that are not colourful. Why can’t you see the neutrinos that are transmitted through you?”

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Because they are way too big

Why do people learn to swim

- never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them -

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To learn to fly like a bird

why do we eat

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Because then we can float in the air like balloons.

Why did J. K. Rowling create Harry Potter?

"Wit beyond measure, is man's greatest treasure." -- Rowena Ravenclaw
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