Granted, but you hate it and never get out

I wish I could go to any concerts I wanted no matter the artist/where it was/cost

Granted!
But you're forced to go to every single concert across the world whether you like it or not.
I wish I could turn into a frog at will.

Granted but you're turned into a frog for 12 hours a day with random hours


I wish for a basilisk to fight a dragon

Granted! But the basilisk is magical and does whatever it wants!

I wish people would stop bullying

Granted,now they do the same thing but think they're being frienldy


i wish to stop wars

Granted, but everyone is super friendly and it's pissing everyone off.

I wish for flowers to sing and dance

Granted,but they only sing the worst of justin beiber's songs and become invasive species


I want food

Justin Beiber's not that bad Granted! Only thing is that you have too much food and it spoils .

I wish everyone was nicer to everyone

granted, but it's passive aggressive and everyone secretly hates everyone

I wish I was really really good at running and never got tired or hurt

Granted! But you run as fast as a tortoise.

I wish that hamsters overthrow the government.