Granted, but it doesn't really work...

I wish my IRL name was simon not really, but it isn't simon!

Granted, but you have a very weird surname, one that doesn't match with your name at all. Hiyaaaa Simon!!

I wish I could talk to ghosts.

Granted, but you have to die to become one

I wish I had I could listen to music whenever I wanted, and only I could hear it.

Granted, but they're the music you hate the most.

I wish I was better at studying.

Granted, but you get all your test question wrong anyway because you forgot to do it!

I wish that everyone got along and no arguments happened ever.

Granted, but deep inside, everyone hates each other.

I wish I could travel all around the world when I grow up.

Granted except it gets too expensive and you're broke

I wish I had as many books as I wanted and I got to choose the books

Granted, but you dunno how to read.

I wish I could sleep peacefully.

Granted, but you only get two hours of sleep every night

I wish i get a perfect grade on every test