Granted but they lose the 3rd match when they play

I wish for 10 chocolate croissant and them to be in perfect condition so i can eat them.

Granted, but your teeth get decayed after eating them.

I wish I was skinnier.

Granted but you can never eat any food.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can't walk now.

I wish I was good at controlling my laughter.

Granted but everyone thinks you’re annoying

I wish I could cry on command

Granted but you can only do it with your friends and family.

I wish for everyone in the world to have 5 of their natitional currency in their pocket.

Granted, but this leads to poverty.

I wish I was better at english..

Granted but you. Can never learn any another language

I wish Fred had never died

Me too he deserved living and laughing!
Granted, but all the other good characters die.

I wish I could take my bestfriend's sadnesses and worries away forever

Granted, but now you have them yourself.

I wish there was another Harry Potter book.