~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but you sleep though your birthday

I wish i had more money

Granted, except the prices on everything increase as you get more money so you can't afford anything

I wish I had an endless supply of books

Granted!but there in a unknown language

I wish to turn objects into rubber ducks

Granted, but they won't become rubber ducks they will become something else

I wish i could teleport through the whole world

Granted, but you'll never be able to teleport back home

I wish I could meet Fred and George

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish I could have a pet dog.

Granted, but it's going to bite you.

I wish I could speak all languages

granted but you only know one word.

I wish I could finish my homework (for real)

Granted, but you get everything wrong in it.

I wish I could control people's minds

Granted, but only for one second.

I wish I could finish one book.