Granted but it breaks into a million tiny pieces the second you get your hands on it and it's unfixable

I wish I had popcorn

Granted! However it’s crawling with ants sorry 😞 first thing I thought of

Wish please, I need to corrupt it!

Ok.. I wish for a pain au raisin

Granted but it's poisonus.

I wish for prettyiest earrings ever

Granted but your piercings close up so you can't wear them

I wish I could have any food if I wanted it

Granted! But it’s rotten
I wish for 50000000 galleons. No one can steal it, it can’t be lost or destroyed, it’s not fake, it’s 100% gold, it can forever be used and can be used in shops and in everything. Also, it will last forever, no one else can use it.
Good luck trying to corrupt this wish

Granted but everyone thinks it’s suspicious that you got that much in a short amount of time, and you can really give a good explanation on it. So you get arrested.

I wish I could have a cup that fills with whatever drink I want at whatever temperature I want.

Granted! But the cup is broken and you can’t repair it so you’ll never be able to drink it because it will spill out before you can drink.

I wish for my school device restrictions are all off

Granted but your phone now has these restrictions.

I wish that I could be more confident