Granted but it only works for one day

I wish to go home right now

granted but when you reach it the family inside is not yours.

I wish for a wedding dress

Granted but you can't have a wedding.

I wish for a million galleons.

Granted but you can’t use it until a century later.

I wish to watch a great movie.

Granted but it's so good that you die from laughter.
I wish to be able to fly.

Granted but now you have to fly forever.

I wish to drink hot cocoa under the stars.

Granted but it spills on you and boils your hand off.

I wish I had 1000000000000000 galleons
- They last forever
- They are real
- They are made of 100% pure gold
- I can use it when ever I want

Granted! But you have to share it with your bestie and they squander it on chocolate frogs 🐸

I wish I was popular

Granted, but now everybody is talking to you all the time, even when you're sleeping.

I wish for a hundred chocolate frog cards.

Granted but they don't have any worth anymore
I wish to get The Elder Wand