why you have to be so evil May?

Granted!
You can never change your OOC hair again.

I wish I was good at writing RPGs.

Granted! But nobody really pays attention to them

I wish I had more money

Granted! But the money is all for Monopoly. At least you'd win every game.

I wish for a cake.

Your wish is granted, but it's poisoned. I won't deny, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.
Song references yaaaaaaaay.

I wish for more visual novels to play.

Granted! You have more visual novels, unfortunately they aren't very good ones, and they only run at 144p.

I wish for free access to every game on Steam.

Granted! But you can’t play any other games

I wish I could get enough galleons for a pet

Granted! But the galleons are all leprechaun gold.

I wish for a pencil.

Wish granted, but it has no lead.

I wish for a pencil with lead.

Granted! But the lead will break as soon as you use the pencil, rendering it useless. dont mess with my pencils

I wish for a HD DVD.

Wish granted, but it's scratched.

I wish for piece of string.