Bad Advice

Punch them in the face. That should convince them you don’t want to be friends anymore 

I have a really bad headache and a huge meeting later today. What do I do? 

Skip the meeting. If its for a job and you get fired, just go find another job. It’s no biggie.

I fell into a rose bush and have scratches all up my arms. What should I do?

Cut off your arms

My little brother is being super annoying. What should I do?

Take a bunch of selfies and send them to all your enemies saying how stupid you were to fall into a rosebush.

My dog shredded my favorite shirt this morning. What should I do?

Anastasia: kill him and hide the body. I’m sure that nobody will notice.

Katherine: shred your dog. Fair is fair.

I can’t seem to get my crush to notice me. What should I do?

thanks for tempting me. I wish I could really do that. My dog really annoys the crap out of me irl

I like the way you think, Amanda! 

Thank you thank you

Oh shoot I forgot a problem hang on

There we go. Check in my previous post

walk up to him and yell in his face to like you.
My sister was being really annoying and using my very clean room to play in b/c her room looks like a toy and clothes store exploded in it. What should I do?

Lure her into her own room and lock her in

I can’t decide what to wear today. Help!