granted but it is a milimeter long

I wish I had a sword

Granted but it’s made of plastic.

I wish for gold earrings

Granted but they are really big

I wish I was pretty

Granted, but you’re so pretty everyone stops what they’re doing to stare and it ends up annoying

I wish for salad and marshmallows to be a combo

Granted but no one ever eats it

I wish for fudge brownie ice cream

Granted, but it’s sour like lemon and moldy too

I wish to own the color purple

Granted but you turn purple

I wish I was smart

Granted, but you’re so smart you don’t spend time around people and you feel lonely

I wish I was a flamingo

Granted but you can't talk

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but your dog looks exactly like a cat and meows instead of barks

I wish to touch a rainbow