Granted! But then your mood got ruined from not reading and getting obsessed with it.

I wish that I can do a backbend for 5 hours minutes without getting blood to rush to my head.

granted put instead blood rushes to your feet and you have to get them amputated

I wish I could do a fun romantic rp

Granted but it ends quickly as whoever you’re RPing with never responds back.

I wish I could retire.

Granted! But your forced to go back to work the next week due to dept.

I wish for a rock,

Uh granted but it’s an ugly rock why’d you make it impossible to corrupt the wish grrr

I wish I could give my valentines to my friends who are with me without offending the girl who is with us who I didn’t make a valentine for

Granted but your other friends are offended you didn’t include the girl you didn’t give a valentine too.

I wish I could go back to my childhood.

Wish granted. But only for 5 minutes.

I wish I didn’t have anxiety anymore-

granted but now you have depression

I wish I could be in happy eternally lasting relationship with a fictional character of my choice [ggo luck person after me]
edit:good

Granted. But they have to leave every other year and cannot come back till the year ends.
Also I already HAVE depression so HAH-
I wish same sex marriages were legal all around the world.

Granted but no one finds anyone they want to marry.

I wish that people could get along with each other.