~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but the date ditches you

I wish it was April already

granted but it was just an april fools prank. so you're still stuck here


i wish that i could fluently understand and speak spanish

Darn it
Granted, but you can only speak it in private

I wish Ava had been a thing for 6 months already

Granted but you’ve become so obsessed with her you don’t want to abandon her

I wish my friend didn’t spoil literally every single book I read

Granted but every book you read begins to spoil itself with obvious foreshadowing.

I wish that I could chose what I look like but character customization style, whenever I want.

Granted! But your progress never gets saved!

I wish for a leaf

Granted, but the leaf will fly away from your hand every time you try to pick it up.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

Granted! But you can never use it.

I wish to go to Paris with a small group of friends Only 40 people…

Granted, but all modes of transportation around the world are shut down, stranding you in Paris.

I wish to be a hermaphrodite.

Granted, but it’s only for a day.

I wish I didn’t get so obsessed with a book that it could ruin my mood.