Continuously smack your head against the wall. It should definitely make the headache go away.

I’m really tired but can’t fall asleep...

Drink lots of caffeine and run around. That will make you fall asleep.

I have a pet fairy. How do I keep her a secret?

Brag to everyone about her. That’ll definitely keep her a secret.

My head is very itchy. How do I make it stop itching?

Cover your entire head in toothpaste. Works every time!

I have a stain on my prized cape, how do I remove it?

Get rid of your so-called prized cape and get a new one with no stains on it.

I’m scared to start a new school, how do I overcome this?

Don’t go. Lock yourself in your room and never leave.

My pet fairy is mad at me for telling everyone about her and she ran flew away. I’ve look everywhere and I can’t find her.

find a new one, they can't be that rare

I'm tired but can't sleep what do I do?

Drink lots of caffeine, eat lots of sugar, and run around a bunch. You’ll fall asleep instantly.

I got a new fairy, but she’s the other fairy’s twin sister, and hates me. She also has a blue plastic hairbrush (which, btw, is a very powerful weapon).

Then smack her, steal her hairbrush, and yell at her. That’s sure to make her like you.

My hair’s completely wrecked from toothpaste... well, I mean, at least it doesn’t itch anymore, right? But I can’t wash it off.

Shave all of your hair off. Then you won’t have to wash it.

My fairy hates me even more, flew away, and told all of the other fairies to hate me. Now the entire fairy population hates me.