That's not necessarily a bad thing!

Granted, but the world has ended. At least all the wars have been stopped...

I wish I was a free genie who can grant tons of wishes

Granted, but everytime you grant a wish it slowly brings you closer to the end of your freedom

I wish I was rich

Granted! but no one likes you because you are extremely boastful.

I wish I could run like the flash.

Granted, but because of all the particles, dust and bugs in the air, friction burns your face off.

I wish I was invincible and immortal(oh wait that's not great)

Granted. You're now alone forever

I wish that I was invisable

Granted but you can't see yourself or anything else

I wish that I had super...slowness?

Granted! but you never get anywhere on time so you lose your job.
I wish I could win everything.

Granted, but everybody steals your proof of achievements and claims it's theirs...you are deemed a fake

I wish I could change my gender at will

(me too) Granted. Just granted. Im genderfluid so I know your pain.

I wish magic was real

ayy genderfluid gang
Granted, but it now consumes your life.

I wish to die painlessly.