Granted! But people think your a monster and hunt you down!

I wish to have a rock that could never be lost, destroyed, stolen, cannot hurt me, cannot die ( somehow ), cannot speak, cannot have rock friends do anything from above and cannot do anything that is possible to annoy me And it entertains me by tap dancing on stick legs! And it has a cute tophat

Granted but it's unhappy and it hates you after a while and tries to give you rabies 😂 (I know it can't do that but the rock doesn't know that 😂 )

I wish to make others happy

Granted but they make you so mad you can’t make others happy

I wish my teeth would. Stop. Hurting. Forever.

Granted, they eventually fall out(It doesn't hurt though)and you have to get *gasp* dentures

I wish I was the fastest person in the world

Granted but for one day

I wish my TV would stop buffering

Granted! But everything else does! Even water XDDD
I wish to have a pet fish who never dies and loves me

Granted, but soon your brother eats it(don't worry, it's still alive)

I wish I was a Metamorphagus

Is that supposed to make me feel better hahaha

Granted! But you can only change your eyebrows!

I wish to be a genie!

Granted but you can’t grant wishes
I wish this cupcake I’m eating wasn’t dry

Granted, it's extremely soggy and dirty instead

I wish I could drink butterbeer