Granted! And that's where you'll stay!
I wish the world knew that I beat Geometry Dash Level 1 on the third try.

Granted! But no one cares.
I wish I was in the core of the earth

Granted! But the earth gets destroyed the very next day!
I wish I had a lot of money

Granted! But you spend it all on useless items in 2 hours.
I wish I ruled the world

Granted! But you take a spear to the chest after a day.

I wish none of my future wishes were corrupted. or answered.

Granted. The thing is you do not get to wish anything from now on.

I wish for nothing

Granted! But you received a rock instead

I wish to have a rock that could never be lost, destroyed, stolen, cannot hurt me, cannot die ( somehow ), cannot speak and cannot do anything that is possible to annoy me

Granted, but its rock friends hate you and attack you!

I wish I was a vampire

Granted! But people hunt you down and they capture you!

I wish to have a rock that could never be lost, destroyed, stolen, cannot hurt me, cannot die ( somehow ), cannot speak, cannot have rock friends do anything from above and cannot do anything that is possible to annoy me

Granted, but it's very boring, so you try to flush it down the toilet which destroys it(the toilet not the rock)

I wish I was an adorable red panda