My book is done and I'm gonna burn it because I hate it, and then burn everything because suddenly I'm an arsonist, and all I can think about is how pretty fire is and I'M GONNA BURN THE WHOLE WORLD

My book is done and I'm gonna burn it because I hate it, and then burn everything because suddenly I'm an arsonist, and all I can think about is how pretty fire is and I'M GONNA BURN THE WHOLE WORLD and then I'm gonna laugh and laugh until...ow, fire, oww ow ow ow ow I die

(This looks fun Imma join lol   )
I hate raw oysters because they taste like

I hate raw oysters because they taste like slimy fish and they are slippery

I hate raw oysters because they taste like slimy fish and they are slippery, slippery snakes that eat everyone's chocolate...

I hate raw oysters because they taste like slimy fish and they are slippery, slippery snakes that eat everyone's chocolate pudding and cake like a...

I hate raw oysters because they taste like slimy fish and they are slippery, slippery snakes that eat everyone's chocolate pudding and cake like a evil tortured demon like myself who will suffer without chocolate and my withdrawal symptoms will be having constant cravings for candy including crushed...

I hate raw oysters because they taste like slimy fish and they are slippery, slippery snakes that eat everyone's chocolate pudding and cake like a evil tortured demon like myself who will suffer without chocolate and my withdrawal symptoms will be having constant cravings for candy including crushed beets even though they're not candy and everyone will call me weird, but then I'll take over the world someday and make everybody who called me weird eat the crushed beets and force them to like it so I can tease them.

Once upon a time there was a rabid warthog who dreamed of being a fairy godmother but it never became one because I killed it and fed it to the giant spiders that live in the dark forest.

I never liked Dumbledore because...

Cats have always loved me even though I hate them because they scratched me a lot when I was a kid and...