You wish for all your wishes to be erased, including this o- *fades away*

I wish I was a telepath

granted! But it only works occasionally.

I wish I was an elf living in keeper of the lost cities.

Granted. You have to cut it all off.

I wish that people would stop mispronouncing my name

Granted. No one can say your name. They'd stop!

I wish that I was a wizard

Granted, but your magic is locked up and you can't use it

I wish I had a nice sister who would always play with me

Granted! She’s an adopted robot
I wish whoever’s next to think of a wish for me so I don’t have to go to the trouble of thinking of one myself, as long as it’s a happy wish that does not involve murder and killing and violence and pain and war and that stuff.

Granted! Your wish is to never think ever again, since you believe it to be troublesome.

I wish people would mind their own business in life.

Granted, but since everyone minds their own business, crimes have skyrocketed.

I wish my sister, wasn't loud and didn't make messes.

Granted but your sister no longer exists.

I wish I could transform into anything I wanted.

Granted, but you can only transform once

I wish I had boba tea