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Dianna Michi
Second year, Slytherin
113 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:32
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Drink some milk it'll help the fake chocolate go down.... is that Orange juice?

I took a bag but it was to small for my potatoes and now a cop won't leave me be
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Amaya Bourne
First year, Slytherin
326 9
30 Jul 2018, 18:35
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Grab your potato’s, stuff then in your hood, and smash the cop in the head with your bag. Run away, and quickly munch on your potatos to get rid of the evidence.

Eventually, the chocolate goes down... but I have a stomachache from the inability to digest it. What do I do?
Amaya Elizabeth Bourne
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Zachary Birch
First year, Ravenclaw
51 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:37
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Oops, now something new has been posted... but still, I'll post this AND post Amaya's answer.
AAH! Another new reply has been posted!!
Really, guys? Again? 
A THREE-STEP-PLAN TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM
Warning: Could take very long
  • 1. Become famous. 
  • 2. Become a politician. 
  • 3. Create a new law which allows public nudity of people if they really need to carry home their raw potatos. 
A PLAN TO SOLVE THE OTHER PROBLEM
Eat tons of fake chocolate till your body is used to it and then eat more because you don't choke anymore.

A PLAN TO GET RID OF THE COP
Throw potatos at him. It'll distract him, then you can run away. 
A plan to get rid of your stomachache
Punch yourself in the head, it will hurt so much that you'll forget the stomachache. 
MY PROBLEM
I'm a wizard, but I want to be a Muggle. (???)
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
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Dianna Michi
Second year, Slytherin
113 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:40
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Curse yourself from doing magic.
The cops at gaining on me
Sorry :S
Last edited by Dianna Michi on 30 Jul 2018, 18:41, edited 1 time in total.
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Zachary Birch
First year, Ravenclaw
51 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:41
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Throw some more potatos at them?

I'm unhappy with my new life. I want to be able to do magic. 
No problem
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
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Amaya Bourne
First year, Slytherin
326 9
30 Jul 2018, 18:42
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Throw a fit and attack the head of the Ministry of Magic, demanding they help you. It’ll definitely work.

Now I have a concussion and forget everything. Help!

Sorry...! Oh wait just nvm...
Last edited by Amaya Bourne on 30 Jul 2018, 18:45, edited 1 time in total.
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Zachary Birch
First year, Ravenclaw
51 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:44
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Get all the people to tell you lies about your past. This will train your brain (by figuring out what's the truth..) so you'll never get concussion again. 

The Minister of Magic locked me in Azkaban because I attacked him. 
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
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Dianna Michi
Second year, Slytherin
113 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:47
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Blackmail him


I lost the cops and ran out of potatoes...I'm in a bit of a delima here I still want fries!
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Zachary Birch
First year, Ravenclaw
51 7
30 Jul 2018, 18:49
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Get a hypnotist (is that the right word? Sorry, I'm German) to make you forget about fries. 

I can't decide on what to write in my blackmail letter. 
Pure-bloods are just the same as every other person, worth no more, no less than Muggle-borns or half-bloods.
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Amaya Bourne
First year, Slytherin
326 9
30 Jul 2018, 18:52
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Just scribble on it. They’ll definitely know what you’re talking about!

I decided to sue the company who’d made the chocolate, but it turns out I don’t have a lawyer. How do I convince the court to listen?

(Oh and don’t worry it is the right word)
Amaya Elizabeth Bourne
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