Granted, but things that should happen don't happen, time crashes, the Earth blows up, and the universe ends.

I wish to ride a dragon and not get injured or die trying

Granted but it was all a dream.

I wish I was an emoji.

Granted, but you're some sort of angry-poop-vomit emoji. Ugh...

I wish I had chocolate

Granted but it's no good. That's for making me a gross emoji!

I wish I was a useful calculator!

You work for a while, but then you are stepped on and smashed, broken to bits. What? I was doing my worst!

I wish that I could befriend a famous person.

Granted, but they end up being really mean and gross.

I wish I was famous.

Granted, but there are always paparazzi lurking near your house, and you never get a moment of relaxation again.

I wish that I was literally a dragon, and everyone looked up to me in awe and wonder.

Granted but they all turn to stone once they look at you.

I wish I was a love potion?

Granted but as someone is about to drink the potion they spill it all on the floor by accident.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish I was a straight-O student.