Granted but you friends eat it all.

I wish I could do something with my friends

Granted but that something turns out to be boring and unfulfilling.

I wish I could go to a remote island.

Granted, but you then get chased by a dozen of gorillas It sounds kind of weird XD

I wish I have superpowers.

granted, but you must use those superpowers at all times (no chance of becoming normal [walking like normal, look like normal..])

i wish i could draw well

Granted, but you can draw well when you sleep in the car.

I wish I can become small in size whenever I wish and change back to the normal form.

Granted but it has disastrous effects on your health.

I wish I was a rich english gentleman!

Granted but you come off as pompous and no one wishes to speak to you.

I wish I had a real get out of jail free card.

Granted but you can never use it.

I wish school was shorter.

Granted but you can't think like a zombie and you can't do anything you enjoy. Or you have to go to a terrible job that you hate for the time you don't go to school.

I wish I was a duck. 🦆

Granted, but you can't go in the water, and you can't swim with any other ducks

I wish that time went faster.