Granted, but no one likes your art

I wish I had a confident

Granted! But you are only confident when you don't need it.

I wish I had unlimited Dr. Pepper

Granted, but you burp every five minutes, really loudly

I wish B would talk to me

Granted, but its not a good conversation.

I wish I could read instead of school.

Granted, but the more you read, the more you forget basic skills.

I wish I would stop being burned at the steak for witchcraft.

Granted, but you're drowned instead

I wish my dad would give me some kind of privacy-

Granted but he locks you in a bunker where you will never again see another human being

I wish I was born a girl

Granted but you look like a boy.

I wish I was a pilot.

Granted but you can only fly once!

I wish my gf was able to go to the Halloween dance with me!

Granted but she is a hologram.

I wish I cried candy