Keegan is actually a ghost!

hazel fakes a British accent

Well I...I have to impress the British don't I?

Keegan is a secret spy for Hogwarts!

am not! >:p you have no proof

hazel think the British are impressed by her

*gasps* They so are!

Keegan is so denying his secret job! Totally is proving him guilty!

wot!!? nay wot do you want me to say eh?
oh yeah ofc they sent a half blood who doesn't know a thing about magic as a spy for Hogwarts?
what would I be spying on anyways?

I heard hazel wants a pet toad.

I sure do!

Keegan is so lying bout everything!

I HEARD hazel doesn't have anyone to take her to the ball

I heard everyone has rejected Keegan!

UNCALLED FOR!!!