Granted, you know live in a cabin made of wood trees. 😂

I wish I could eat fruits and vegetables.

Granted! But you can only eat the worst tasting ones.

I wish I could see a real life fairy

Granted but seeing it is so great that it leaves you blind.

I wish I didn’t have a vascular problem. 😅👍

Granted! But now you have a different problem One that isn't as severe

I wish I could dye my hair any color

Granted! But your hair falls out whenever it's any other colour!

I wish I could ride on the back of a dragon.

Granted! But you can't get off.

I wish I had magic.

Granted, but every time you perform something magical, you lose a year of your life; you don’t know when you’ll die, but you are shortening you life.


I wish I could live in a castle.

Granted, but the entirety of the castle shifts and moves like the stairs in hogwarts, no room is ever the same twice.

I wish I could be a master at divination magic.

Granted but you become a novice permanently in other areas of magic.

I wish I could explore space.

Granted but you cannot open your eyes while in space!

I wish to be a genie.