Castle.

Deffo mental!

Oh wait! You mean me!? *narrows eyes*

I conjecture that the next person to come by knows exactly how to access Hogwarts secret basements!

No can you tell me?

I conjecture the next person likes boys

*flushes and shakes head* I like girls.

I conjecture that the next person can beat me in a duel.

I might….

I conjecture that the next person will have a smile on their face

To be fair, I currently know no spells.

Yes, I do.

I conjecture that the next person likes to compliment me.

I do!! Ps I know no spells too

I conjecture that the next person doesn’t like like me

aww! You know I like you. *hugs*

I conjecture that the next person has the wrong impression of me.

I think I have the right impression… right?

I conjecture that the next person will have a lot more money than me

I surprisingly do. I don't even have that much. Idk how to get more. *shrugs*

I conjecture that the next person has been here longer than me (11 days now).

No it’s about the same

I conjecture that the next person will think boys suck