Granted, but you now hate wishes and will intentionally misread them

I wish for a hogsmeade pass

Granted, but you can use it yet.
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I wish for rainbows every day.

Hey John, if you got one you would get caught anyways! XD
Granted, but Rainbows only come after a storm.
I wish there was no wars

Granted, but now everyone is on strike for your new rule
I wish Bumblebees were capable of being pets

Granted, but when you pet them they squash into a bee mess
I wish I had a real wand

Granted, but you're a muggle and you can't use it
I wish that the bees were dog sized and didn't get smooshed

Granted, but they are prone to biting, and one bite kills
I wish i was not muggoe and that my wand worked

Granted, but you haven't gone to hogwarts yet
I wish the bees were nice and domesticated

Granted, but their small
I wish i went to hogwarts

Granted, but you are so confused about magic
I wish they were domesticated, dog sized, and non biting.