Juni, you have an evil mind.
But also kind.
Granted...But you're set to be tortured for the rest of your days.

I wish I had a great friend. (this is not an allusion that the friends I have are not good)

Granted, but the rest of your friends are terrible.
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I wish for a pony.

Granted! But you must give me one too!
I wish for the next person to get 300 £

Granted! But I live in a different country, and therefore that currency is useless to me!

I wish that I was more confident when singing in choir, but still confident when talking regularly, and happy all the while. See if you can corrupt that.

Granted, but your voice sounds so good that everyone wants your photo, and that makes you nervous, and unhappy. i did it!
I wish everyone was equal in the world, and that there were no more wars

Granted, but now all the bad people rapists, murders, kidnappers are considered equal too.
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I wish I could find someone who loved me for who I am.

Granted, but now you don't love them.
I wish Ravenclaw won the house cup

Granted! They do, but all the students fail!

I wish I was in the Night's Watch. Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.
HOW will you corrupt that?

Granted, but you get fired from that, and now you must cry about it for the rest of your life.
I wish I could have true friends

You're cruel, Clair. A cruel genie. the female reincarnation of Jafar.
Granted, but you can only have 3 and everyone else is your sworn enemy.
I wish I had a crossbow.