True love. Always.

Save 1 person you know or save 100 people you don’t know?

Save a hundred people I don't know.

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

You...you just asked .. true love.

Be a pirate with no ship or be a ninja with noisy shoes?

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A pirate without a ship.

Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

Hm, 500 into the past.

Eat spaghetti with a spoon or eat pizza with chopsticks?

Spaghetti with a spoon

Would you rather eat pure sugar for the rest of your life or drink hot sauce for the rest of your life?

No candy when I trick or treat.

Would you rather be permanently depressed or permanently confused?

Jog, definitely.

WYR: know the time of your death or the cause of your death?

The cause of my death. I'd know how to avoid it!

WYR: be stuck a millennia in the past or a millennia in the future?

Past.

Cut grass with your teeth or wash the dishes with your mouth?