You don't run away and then you yell really loudly be my friend please.

I hate seafood and it makes me throw up. How do I make myself not throw up.

Just not eat! Now you'll eventually waste away, but you'll never throw up from seafood!

I need to know if this guy likes me. What do I do?

You walk up and ask him. If he says no then no if he says yes then yes.

I am really awkward around people. How do I not embarrass myself? 

Do something really mean and embarrassing to/in front of everyone and then walk away. Then no one will talk to you and you don't need to worry about social interaction!

I have insomnia. How can I get to sleep?

Drink some coffee. Caffeine will help. 

I have terrible writer's block. How do I fix it? 

Right the first idea that comes to you even if it is stupid.

I feel like I talk to much. How do J fix this?

Find one person and only talk to them. Then you don't have to worry about everyone telling you you talk to much, only that one person will. 

I'm allergic to dogs but I want to get one. What should I do? 

Get one of those cats that act like dogs. You won't be able to tell the difference.

I don't like swimming but my family always goes! What should I do to get out of it?

Tell them you're a national level swimmer and you don't want to show them up. So you can't go with them. You can only compete in national level competitions. 

I'm super demotivated and can't be bothered to work. What should I do?

Tell your boss you don't care and he should do his own work because you're tired of picking up his slack.

I want to buy an expensive trombone but I don't have enough money. What do i do?