Granted! I won't change that!
I wish everyone had a pet

Granted! But they're dead. (Oh, now I'm sad)

I wish I wasn't sad.

Granted, now your way to happy! XD
I wish I was able to go to Hogwarts IRL

Granted! But it turns out learning magic is a lot harder than you thought it would be, and you’re not too good at casting spells. (Sorry, I’m sure you’d be wonderful at casting spells if you went to Hogwarts IRL.)

I wish I had more physical strength.

Granted, you smish every thing your too strong! XD sorry!
I wish I could use the fourth year spells in my Rps!

Granted, but since they require a lot more power and concentration, you can only use a few before you get exhausted.

I wish I had access to every book ever made!

Granted! But they're now all piled up in your bedroom with nowhere to put them.

I wish I could be in my favorite book series.

Granted, but you don't have a favorite book series.

I wish I could complete Nano in less than one second.

Granted! Except you did it wrong.

I wish for cat ears!

Granted, but you now have the body of a bat.

I wish I was an expert at everything, and was adored by all cats.