Granted! But I stole your connection.
I wish I had 10 billion dollars in a bank in Switzerland. Let's see how you twist that!

Granted! But you don't have access to it!

I wish I had a swimsuit.

Granted! But it's too small to fit you.

I wish I had a gaming pc.

(hard to believe XD I'm so small XD XD)
Granted! But it doesn't work and it's out of date.

I wish I had another stuffed animal.

Granted! But it get's stolen on the first day.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

That's what happened to my last stuffie! My dog ripped her up. I was sad.

Granted! But you have no more wishes!

I wish I had a cat.

Granted. But it dies.

Aw man, all my wishes are gone and I'm too broke to buy any more.

But... then we can't continue the game...

You can always wish that I can have more wishes.

(I was just about to do that)

I wish David Howard had more wishes.