ICE CREAM!!!!

Would you rather eat oreos for the rest of your life, or drink milkshake for the rest of your life?

Oreos.

Would you rather change your eye color or your hair color?

Hair color.

Would you rather visit Durmstrang or Beauxbatons?

Beauxbatons to see the pretty ladies.

Would you rather have the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a good neighborhood?

Worst house in a good neighborhood.

Would you rather sing everything you say or yell everything you say?

Sing everything to attract the ladies with my magnificent high note.

Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?

Foreign languages! Nothing against animals, but humans are my jam.

Would you rather only brush your teeth once a week, or only get to wash your hair/body once every two weeks?

Only get to brush my teeth once a week.

Would you rather marry your worst enemy, or be archenemies with your crush?

Marry my worst enemies.

Would you rather have your destiny decided by a random group of people or an automated machine?

A random group of people

Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown when you are alive but famous after you die?