Granted, but they are all counterfeit.

I wish I could enter the world of one of my games.

Granted, but the game itself is twisted.

I wish I could dye my hair without spells or a dye.

Granted, but you can only dye your hair one colour, and it's your least favourite

I wish I could listen to music all the time

Granted! But it’s super loud and you can’t hear ANYTHING else.

I wish I could teleport to a different reality.

Granted, but you have come to realize that once you teleport to the other reality, you are stuck as your least favorite animal.


I wish I could swim as a shark

Granted, but you are hunted nonstop.

I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted, but you are on an island by yourself.

I wish I could kiss anyone I want in the world and they all fell in love with me.

they would die in two weeks

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted! You have a girlfriend, but your girlfriend is also seeing someone else.



I wish I had the Chocolate Touch (meaning that anything I touch turns into choclolate*

Granted! But you can't control it turning EVERYTHING into chocolate.

I wish I had telepathy.