granted! but you have to fit everything in the world in your house, and for unlimited happiness, youre always happy, even in serious situations

i wish i could switch lives with anybody i choose

Granted, but there is no one of interest.

I wish I was (the band) Queen

Granted! But no-one listens to your songs.

I wish that I could live in my bestie's family.

Granted! Turns out one of his siblings is your crush and now you're related to your crush.

I wish I had literally everything ever.

Granted, but it turns out that everything you got is part of a fake reality in your dream.

I wish I could hug everyone in the world

Granted, but they don't want you to hug them.

I wish I could have every book that I want, even if it's not written yet.

Granted! But you're illiterate and now have a bunch of useless books.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted! But you live in a world where NOTHING ever happens.


I wish I could choose what animal to bring back from extinction.

Granted! But they are zombies and infect everything.

I wish I could finish all my homework instantly.

Granted, but you have no homework, only schoolwork.

I wish I could get all the sickles I will over need in my life