Granted but it's broken.

I wish I was immune to the effects of a Dementor.

Granted, but you're especially affected by everything else.

I wish I had an incredible singing voice

Granted, but there will be nobody to hear you sing

I wish Umbridge never existed

Granted, but now there are 2 Voldemorts.

I wish there were no criminals in the world.

Granted, but only because nothing is classified as a crime anymore. Stealing and murder are now completely legal!

You didn't pug a wish?

I wish I win the house cup for Ravenclaw!

Granted, but that would be the last ever House Cup for your House. Give it to us Hufflepuffs hehe

I wish Overwatch comes back to life; that game was honestly fun at first

Granted - it comes back to life... literally. All the bad guys in the game (I've never played it so I have no idea what it's about heh) come to life and rampage the world trying to... do whatever they do in the game.

I wish I had super-strength

Granted, but you can never use your super strength,

I wish I could eat as much ice cream and chocolate as I wanted without getting fat

Granted, but those are the only two types of food you would eat for the rest of your life.

I wish the person who would be next in this thread would make a new friend today!