Granted but you can't play it and if you already know how you will lose the ability to

I wish I had a lifetime supply of my favorite candies

Granted, but they're stashed away in a secret inaccessible base on the moon.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but everytime you stop/start it everyone's memory gets wiped

I wish i could read minds

Granted, but every thought you come across is either extremely personal, disgusting or horrific.

I wish I could make food appear from thin air.

Granted but you can't eat it because the air contaminates it with all kinds of viruses.

I wish I could get all As in my classes.

Granted, but school's the only thing you can focus on.

I wish I didn't get so many spam emails.

Granted but you don’t get anymore emails at all so you miss out on important stuff.

I wish I could control my dreams

You can control your dreams, but the opposite of everything you dream happens in real life the next day.

I wish the coronavirus pandemic would end.

Granted but everyone is dead.

I wish I could meet Tom Felton! (He plays Draco Malfoy)

Granted but he’s not anything like you expect and you’re severely disappointed after your encounter

I wish I could communicate telepathically with my online friends