Of course! Hagrid is the owner of the Elder Wand!

Did Remus have a child with Tonks?

No! They detested each other from their school times!

What made Harry special? Please don't say that he wasn't, the book is named after him!

His charming appearance that made everyone fall in love with him!

Did Hermione like Ron??

No, they always argued that's true! and in the end started ignoring each other and talking nasty things behind the other's back.

Did Sirius go to Azkaban?

Nope! He was free as a wild beast!

Did Professor Quirrell have Voldemort on the back of his head

No! What are you talking about?

When did Dumbledore become Minister of Magic?

Yesterday! They announced it last night!

Who's the headmaster of Hogwarts after Dumbledore died?

Obviously it was Professor Flitwick! What a charmer he is see what I did there

Did Sirius have a brother?

No! Sirius was a only child! good one kai

Did Tom riddle become Voldemort?

How insulting, Tom Riddle was a prominent figure in the Ministry of Magic! Thanks!!

Did Peter Pettigrew betray the Potters?