Granted but you’ll forget something important whenever you stop time.

I wish I can speak every language fluently.

Granted but people can't hear you.

I wish I could apparate to every place I want.

Granted but you can’t go the same place again in this life.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read the minds of cockroaches.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted but you can only walk with your hands for your entire life.

I wish I could delete me from other’s memories if I want to.

Granted, but you’ll lose more of your own memory each time you do this.

I wish I could have unlimited amounts of tea.

Granted but you can't taste it.

I wish I could controll my dreams.

Granted, but all your dreams are nightmares.

I wish my house would tidy itself.

Granted, but it made everything look untidy.

I wish I could dye my hair red.

Granted, but your hair becomes shorter

I wish I could have 3 years supply of candy.