Granted (IM HERE FOR YA GIRL)

I wish i was a dhampir irl

granted! but everyone's really scared of you.

i wish i had one good-quality copy of every book ever published, and room to store them

Granted, but if you can't read more than one book each year, or else it will all magically burn down.

I wish that I could eat an apple with absolutely no defects or problems inside or outside of it, just a normal apple, Granny Smith if possible.

granted, but you can't taste it.

i wish i could have my favourite dinner every day

Granted BUTTTT you eventually get tired of it and are forced to keep having it

I wish my dog would live forever

Granted (IM WITH YA SAME FOR MY CATS!!)

I wish that I was a werewolf

Granted, but you will have all the horrible sideffects that a Lycan has and you would not have any way to control them (sorry ).

I wish I could be a french toast

Granted, but everyone wants to eat you (lol why)

I wish for more galleons for an owl
No seriously, how do I get more galleons????

Granted! Unfortunately none of the owls you want are available.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you will have a headache every time a person smiles in any part of the world.

I wish I could fly! (Do your worst)