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INTRODUCTION

Welcome to this interactive visit of Hogsmeade where YOU are in charge and YOU decide where to go !

You have reached the outings of the Village. Some cosy-looking houses and buildings lie ahead, in an inviting breeze. The Scot weather is not too cold and the sun shines high, with only a few white clouds to keep it company.

You can either decide to go to the main village and see the Main Street, or you can go around it, on the dirt path surrounded with sparse trees.

What do you decide ?

To go to the main village, see paragraph 2.
To go around it, see paragraph 3.


THE MAIN VILLAGE

The cobbled street is even and well kept. You walk through the main street, there are shops on either side of the road. You can see high windows and people around you are smiling, either discovering Hogsmeade for the first time, wonder in their eyes, or walking around with the confidence of someone that has been there often - those are the upper years. You can either decide to go to the Three Broomsticks to try the famous Butterbeer, go to Zonko, the prankster’s heaven, or go to Honeydukes, the beloved candy shop.

What do you decide ?

To go to Zonko, see paragraph 4.
To go to the Three Broomsticks, see paragraph 5.
To go to Honeydukes, see paragraph 6.


THE DIRT PATH

The trees are full of leaves, since this is still early autumn. Some birds are chirping nearby and a calm breeze made its way behind the houses. You can see tidy gardens and even a small chicken coop. Flowers are beginning to wither near the dirt path, and you pick one up to smell its sweet odour.

After a while, the path comes to a fork. You can either go to the main Village by going around the last houses near the paths, or you can follow the sign that says “Shrieking Shack” and points towards a less well-kept path, going more profoundly into the trees.

What do you decide ?

To go back to Hogsmeade, see paragraph 2.
To go to the Shrieking Shack, see paragraph 7.
To end your visit, see paragraph 8.


ZONKO

The shop is small, and seems cluttered with pranks, each as inventive as the next. You spend some time looking at the items displayed in the shop ; you can see Nose-Biting Teacups, foul Dungbombs, and some Hiccup sweets. The shop is packed ; teenagers are everywhere, laughing and showing each other things.

What do you decide ?

To go back to the Main Street and try to visit the Three Broomsticks, see paragraph 5.
To go back to the Main Street and try to visit Honeydukes, see paragraph 6.
To get out of Hogsmeade and go towards the Shrieking Shack, see paragraph 7.
To end your visit, see paragraph 8.


THE THREE BROOMSTICK

The pub is cosy, clean, and full of laughing and talking people. The smell is wonderful ; old wood and butterbeer, it’s filling and feels like home. You are welcomed by a smile from Madam Rosmerta, who has gray hair on her temples but still shows the beauty she is famous for, and invited to sit at a table.

Like everyone else at school, you order Butterbeer, which is pretty much the only thing you’re allowed to drink anyway, besides pumpkin juice - and you have pumpkin juice at Hogwarts. It tastes heavenly, warming your inside without it being a lot of alcohol inside, and the taste is sweet but not overly so.

After sipping your Butterbeer with your friends, what do you decide ?

To go back to Hogsmeade and try to visit Zonko’s, see paragraph 4.
To go back to Hogsmeade and try to visit Honeydukes, see paragraph 6.
To get out of Hogsmeade and go towards the Shrieking Shack, see paragraph 7.
To end your visit, see paragraph 8.


HONEYDUKES

The shop is small, but it’s oh so inviting ! Through the glass, you can see piles and piles of sweets, waiting for you to spend your Galleons on them. Everytime someone opens the door, a wonderful smell reaches your nostrils, inviting you to follow it and try every sweet that’s available in the shop.

When you reach the door and push it, it’s even better than what you expected. There are sweets everywhere ! Chocolate, Acid Pops, Pumpkin Pastries, Blood Lollies, every single candy that has ever been made in the Wizarding World is seemingly here !

On your right, you can see a mountain of fudge with a sign which says “Homemade,” and you cannot resist but spend a few sickles on the candy which catches your eyes.

After filling your bag - or stomach, whether or not you’re impatient - it’s time for you to leave the shop. What do you decide ?

To go back to Hogsmeade and try to visit Zonko’s, see paragraph 4.
To go back to Hogsmeade and try to visit The Three Broomsticks, see paragraph 5.
To get out of Hogsmeade and go towards the Shrieking Shack, see paragraph 7.
To end your visit, see paragraph 8.


THE SHRIEKING SHACK

You continue through the woods, though there is a defined path below your feet. The light filters through the thick branches, casting a beautiful light your way. After a few minutes walk, you arrive through a cleaning, and the Forbidden Forest is clearly visible on your far left. There it is ; the Shrieking Shack. The old building is silent — for now. You can see broken windows, and barriers around the house that clearly forbid any trespassing. There is a slight chill in the air, and the wood of the Shack creaks menacingly. The door is barren and the roof is starting to collapse on itself.

What do you decide ?

To go back to Hogsmeade, see paragraph 2.
To risk going through the barriers, see paragraph 9.
To go back to Hogwarts, see paragraph 8.


THE WAY BACK

Filled with the wonders of your visit, you go back to the road that leads to the Castle. Around you, there is merry chatter ; everyone is apparently as delighted as you are.

After about twenty minutes of walking, you reach Hogwarts and your House. You cannot wait for the next Hogsmeade weekend!

Thank you for playing!


THE SHRIEKING SHACK - PART TWO

Despite all the recommendations, you try to jump above the barriers. Unfortunately, you trip on the unsafe wood and fall right on your face, spraining your ankle in the process!

You cannot walk back and suddenly the Shrieking Shack seems even more menacing. You terrified mind thinks it hears an evil laughter…

Fortunately, a teacher heard you scream and comes running to the scene. A quick spell and your ankle feels instantly better, but you are dragged by the ear towards the castle and you lose 50 points — plus, you are now banned from Hogsmeade until further notice!
-Persephone Nicholas

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Attention up-and-coming third years! Your second year is coming to conclusion, and that means Hogsmeade is right around the corner so it’s time to prepare yourself for the riches that anticipate your arrival. Hogsmeade is home to loads of stores, but within this shopping mart another prank store is found. The name of this store? None other than Zonko’s Joke Shop. Zonko’s is a leading pranking shop established in Hogsmeade, known for inspiring the well-known joke shop in Diagon Alley. The question is;

Where should you really be spending your gallons?


Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes is home of the prankster, filling it's aisles with dungbombs and enchanted snowballs, but Zonko's is nevertheless putting up a fight. There is a wide variety in the market from Skiving Snackboxes to temporary love potions that are sure to satisfy a customer’s needs. However, Zonko’s isn’t far behind. Stocking up on items that have the potential to assist a curfew breaker and unmask Hogwarts’s true form. Being the main stimulus to the achievement of the Weasley brothers, it gives the owner credit, in addition to his impressive inventory as well as history.

It is critical to remember the history these two shops are both astounding retailers despite their differentiation. By examining and distinguishing these two shops the scales seem to balance themselves. Founded by two mischievous teens in their years, the shop is transformed into a kid’s perspective with magical gadgets and pulleys to attract students’ eyes. Weasley’s store is unique with brand new products to try out both in and out of class, just try your not best not to get caught or for that case, potentially injured. Zonko’s, like previously stated, is the inspiration of the store we know today. Location is significant for business managers; it could easily change profits. While Zonko’s is located in Hogsmeade, the brothers simply had strategy on their side. Money also played a part in the life of these three successful entrepreneurs. It is no surprise that the young brothers had helping while developing the popular store today. On the other hand, however, Zonko built his way up fighting for his own shop without financial help from his peers. Without the 1,000 galleon advantage, he built a well-functioning pranking emporium with a vivid imagination, but was this enough to acquire the hearts of pranksters?

After asking second years, Howard White, Xailah Alptraum and Cecilia Queen the grand question. Howard White states, “I don’t think I’d be able to choose… it all just seems a bit of a waste of coin... So I say, neither.” Ranging from 20 knuts up to 75 galleons, shopping for items can be a breeze or a hassle. Cecily says, “Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for sure! I just love the Weasleys. They have such a big family and all of them seem so smart and inspiring. It would be a pleasure to meet them.” On the other hand, students Xailah Alptraum of Gryffindor shows her pride with a easy answer. “Ah, a simple question with a simple answer;

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.”

Despite the similarities and differences of these two successful stores, there must be an overall winner. While both sides have shown undoubted commitment, will it be the independent, inspirational Zonko or the creative, financially intelligent twins?

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Hogsmeade Bucket List: Where to Go & What to See
Let’s be honest- how many shops from Hogsmeade can you actually name off the top of your head? My guess is- maybe not a lot. But no worries! Here are your top 3 destinations that you should head to once you go to Hogsmeade.

1. Honeydukes Sweetshop.
I mean, come on. It’s candy. It’s perhaps the most iconic feature of Hogsmeade, and certainly a hot spot for loading up on enough sweets to carry you through an rainy day. Candy from both the wizarding world and non-magical, as well as homemade fudge and chocolate… what’s not to love?

2. The Three Broomsticks.
Also iconic, this famous pub is warm, comfortable, and serves a variety of popular drinks, such as the well-known butterbeer or tantalizing firewhisky. It’s basically Hogsmeade’s version of Starbucks, but better.

3. Zonko’s Joke Shop.
A student favorite, Zonko’s is a joke shop carrying many different joke items, such as dungbombs or sugar quills. It’s your one-stop shop for anything related to pranks or jokes. Even if you’re not going to buy anything, it’s still a wonderful shop to take a look at.

Of course, there are many other locations in Hogsmeade, but in my opinion, these three are the most essential to you Hogsmeade experience. Happy shopping!
- Ami Procoppio

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Herbology Curriculum: A First Year's Review

We first years are now over halfway through the school year; this means that we are done with the introductory classes and getting to do some more exciting things. Today, I am pleased to give a review of a first year Herbology class to express just how wonderful these more advanced classes are!

Not many people seem to be interested in plants, but I, for one, think that Professor Davis does a great job of keeping things interesting. She began the lesson by handing each of us students a box; we didn't know what was inside! All the professor had told us was that the boxes could wiggle just a tad.

Imagine my surprise when my fellow students and I found out that there was a purple bulb the size of our heads in each box! Having grown up primarily exposed to Muggle plants, I could not believe that there existed plants that moved so vivaciously! Furthermore, Professor Davis let us know that they could cause harm. How exciting! In the Muggle world, for those of you who don't know, there are very few plants that can cause damage without someone eating it. This was a completely new experience for many of my peers and me.

As we examined the bulbs, chained by their bulbous body, Professor Davis gave us some more information. Did you know that Bouncing Bulbs can grow to the size of doors? I didn't either, until the professor enlightened us with such a fact! The whole lesson was fascinating. I am so grateful to be at Hogwarts where we can have such hands-on experiences, like we did during this Herbology class!

My only complaint is that Professor Davis waited until some daring students attempted to poke their bulbs to tell us that that was, in fact, a bad idea. I'm not one to risk injury, but I would hope that a professor would always ensure that students - especially first years - were as aware of the consequences of their actions as possible!

Overall, Professor Davis did an excellent job of introducing us first years to the Bouncing Bulb. I have been quite pleased with the quality of our Herbology classes and give this class five out of five Cauldron Cakes!
- Mari Haynes
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What's Happening? A Definitive Guide

Greetings, Hogwartsians, and welcome. While there are many nooks and crannies that are unknown to our students, the real things we want to know about are what has been going on socially in these halls. The Hogwarts Founders knew what they were doing when they put a bunch of preteens and teens together, right? I, for one, know why all the ghosts have chosen to haunt our hallowed halls: there's never a dull moment. So much has happened this year that I feel that it is my civic duty to inform the masses about what our Hogwarts students have been up to. It is my pleasure to bring you the most transparent and honest account of these wild antics. In the Muggle world there has been quite a bit of discussion on "fake news," but let me tell you, folks, this stuff is all real!

Now that we've gotten our formal introductions out of the way, (and no, I don't care to know your name or what your great-aunt Muriel has been up to - unless she's murdered someone, of course!) let's get started.

First, did you notice that Hogwarts seems to breed such rule breakers? I'm not talking about the innocent ones, either. I've heard rumors of many little students having to rectify their nasty actions with some nasty punishments. Some are more tame by breaking into the Restricted Section and disregarding curfew. Others choose to throw epic parties, sneak off from dances, and even abuse potions. My, my...bet Lear wouldn't want the parents knowing about his naughty pupils, would they? Can't seem to think they'd be too thrilled, hearing about all those kids abstaining from their studies for more reckless pursuits.

On a tamer note, did you know that there are extracurricular clubs at Hogwarts? I sure didn't, until news of the bulletins traveled my way. One Professor Griffith has even given younger students the opportunity to interact with creatures before their third year. How precious. I have to say, I never saw a more wild looking man with such an adorable affinity for small children. Rumor has it, though, that even Griffith's "R.O.A.M" (don't ask; I don't know, nor do I care) event wasn't all pygmy puffs and chocolate frogs; I've heard that one student decided she was better than Mokes, and Griffith decided to set her straight with a after-dinner conversation. If you hear more, send it my way...I'm dying to know.

Life isn't all classes and clubs, however; as I mentioned before, some students have decided that they need some parties to spice up their lives! Jury's still out on who started the party, but I hear there were quite a few Gryffindors and Slytherins in attendance. My, my, I thought those two houses hated each other! Guess these students just wanted to hide their friendships until they could celebrate over a few mugs of butterbeer. Also present? Quite a few prefects, including one known for a permanent stick up her behind. While some students were able to flee before curfew, I'm under the impression that others got a pleasant reward for their actions: detention. It seems the party organizers need to do a better job of being exclusive with their invitees.

Extracurriculars seem to extend beyond parties, though. My sources have informed me that one student in particular has found classes so dull that he has chosen something more worth his time: bomb-making. You read it here first, folks, Hogwarts has a maniac loose in its halls! While I have been informed that I cannot name names, I will tell you that this inventor's name is not Daemon Lifemote. Use that information as you wish. I'm just here to give you the facts, not to ruin lives, after all! By last count, over four students landed themselves unconscious in the Hospital Wing, two professors (including our knight in shining armor, Headmaster Lear) were involved, and many sparks were flown. I can't begin to imagine what these ickle first and second years will bring upon Hogwarts as they refine their skills. Hopefully Lear has begun reinforcements on the castle!

On a final, lighter note: spring is upon us, lovelies! What does that mean? Blossomfest! One hopes it will be less lit than years past, but with our current Headmaster in charge? I can't say that I'll be too surprised if things get a little wild, even for Hogwarts standards. More to discuss for our next column.

With that, I bid you adieu my dear readers! As always, shoot me an owl for the latest happenings at Hogwarts - the juicier, the better! You know I'm dying for a little drama to spice up these dull classes. Kisses!
- Selena Susurrō
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Celebrity Highlight: Celestina Warbeck "The Singing Sorceress!"



For many years, the famous Celestina Warbeck has been the face on many eager wizards' Chocolate Frog cards, but do you know where she got her jump start to fame? For many, the popular pub, The Blind Pig is a historical place. It is also is where this famous diva got her start. She was a sensation, grew up in a home of creativity, and knew the spotlight. Her father, meanwhile, worked with the Ministry in Muggle Relations, but her mother was Celestina's main inspiration. Mrs. Warbeck was a failed actress, and many say that Celestina was inspired to start a career on the stage in order to finish what her dear mother started.

Celestina's extraordinary talent was discovered when she was very young. She was eager to go to Hogwarts and make a change in its society as well. Her mother took a stand and demanded the school establish a choir for her daughter to be recognized. All was successful for this young inspiration, and little did she know she was already on the road to fame and fortune. She began doing tours. Through these tours garnered many galleons and beloved fans. Fame, unlike some celebrities, didn't phase her kindness. She used her hard earned money to donate to St. Mungo's and other healthcare facilities. She is also a strong activist and had no fear in standing up to the Ministry after their disagreement on her favorite holiday, Halloween. In addition to her music and performance interests, she was also a devoted Quidditch fan and even recorded Puddlemore United's anthem.

This all around superstar is an inspiration to the wizard community, a face we all see on Witch Weekly, and an icon on our favorite chocolate frog cards. Kindness and honor was her motto, and we all look up to her each and every time we hear her hit single, "A Cauldron Full Of Hot Strong Love." Celestina certainly is full of love! So, take what you learned, be the change you want to see in the world, and do as the famous Celestina Warbeck would!
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- Donnovan Perrywinkle


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Happily Ever After: Pets Edition


Disney is considered a fairy tale monopoly. They have bought the rights to nearly all stories from The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs by the Brothers Grimm. While the original tales are dark, gory and mysterious, Disney inserts color, inspiration and animals to make the tales appropriate for all ages.

Fairy tales often allow items such as red shoes, a glass slipper, or an enchanted rose to keep the plot alive and intriguing. These are their way of symbolizing the unexpected, or in some cases, the expected story lines that we all love. In turn, Disney not only uses items as a way of adding to their plot, but they also add in friendships that are truly special. What kind of friendships are they? Friendships among animals, of course! This is their way to keep the story diverse and alive!

In actuality, animals are often therapeutic for humans. They allow us to express ourselves in a calming matter and take our minds away from the irritated, stressed, anxious, and perhaps depressed lives we live in. Animals add in a sense of hope, happiness and determination. The concept of Disney using animals in their movies is considered scientific. Well look at it this way, did you notice that animals are often presented when a human is in trouble or is confused?

Here are some nifty examples of Disney’s psychological works:

Mulan doesn’t know what direction her life will take. She’s confused about who she really is. Mushu (Bearded Dragon) helps her find her identity.

Tiana is troubled when she turns into a frog. She has to find a way to break the spell and what better way than to have friends such as Louis (Alligator) and Ray (Cajun Firefly) to help her along.

Aurora, or Briar Rose, is hidden away in the forest to ensure that the spell Maleficent placed upon her does not happen. Aurora is troubled and wants to find true love. The animals in the forest not only dress up as a prince but also find a prince for her, too.

Nearly every Disney movie has an animal with not only a personality, but also a purpose to a specific human being. There is not one story without an animal at the human’s side. The following is a list of human and animal relationships:

Cinderella - Gus (Mouse), Jaq (Mouse)
Ariel - Flounder (Fish), Sebastian (Crab), Scuttle (Seagull)
Belle - Phillipe (Horse)
Pocahontas - Meeko (Raccoon), Flit (Hummingbird)
Snow White - Animals of the forest
Jasmine - Raja (Bengal Tiger), Abu (Monkey)
Rapunzel - Pascal (Chameleon)

How does this relate to us now? Well, we are now able to bring our pets with us to Hogwarts. When times get challenging or lonely, we have our pets to help us clear a strong path. Just like the animals and pets did for these Disney princesses, our own pets can help us find who we are and strengthen ourselves throughout our educational journey.
- Bloom Silverton
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Panacea For The Dreamer
By Elena Jones


Nightmares, sometimes you get them from your past and sometimes they show up because you’re tired or because you’re scared of a new place, or the future.

So many kids here, me included, get nightmares. So that begs the question, how do you stop them?

Well, the first way to help stop nightmares is to start turning your dorm into a home. Where you are may be a box, it may be too small or too high or too dark, but what you need to do is make it your box. Put up photographs of the people you love, or drawings of things you like, or maybe just letters from home. Whatever makes you happy, I have little wooden animals hanging from a string.

Although, sometimes all that can heal nightmares is time. Time and love and friendship, knowing you’re not alone makes all of the difference. Remember, you can make your family, and your family are the people that make you happy.

A journal can help sometimes, but don’t write down your dreams or nightmares. Write the down the things that make you happy, all the best memories you’ve made so that if you do wake up from nightmares. All you need to do is read until you feel safe again.

Nightmares are just as much physical ailments as mental, and if they’re bad then don’t forget that they’ll leave you eventually. Just like with a broken bone, over time the bone will mend and you’ll be left even stronger than before.

Sleep well readers,
Elly

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