Granted, but it destroys your favorite stuff whenever you leave the house.

I wish it was easier to say goodbye.

Granted, but now you don't have anyone to say good-bye to.

I wish I could speak all languages fluently.

Granted, but it sounds like gibberish to others.

I wish I could change the past.

Granted, but you can't affect the future.

I wish I could take a vacation to somewhere inspiring.

Granted, but you have to go by yourself, and when you arrive you find that everyone there has gone, but you cannot leave so you are trapped there by yourself for all eternity.

I wish I had a cure for procrastination

Granted, but you can not cure yourself. Your cure is for the good of others.

I wish I could have more cousins my age.

Granted! but they lived hundred thousand miles away from you

I wish I can eat chocolate everyday without getting diabetes

Granted, but every bite of chocolate contains an almond. Anyone who doesn't think that's a good curse is touched in the tongue.

I wish I could always have inspiration for the things I need to write.

Granted, now you can't do anything but write.

I wish I knew everything

Is that truly a curse, though?

Your wish has been granted, but now you're a snobby know-it-all that nobody desires to approach, despite the fact that you could answer any of life's great questions.

I wish my cat would stop swishing her tail across my keyboard.
Back, demon!