Ms. Gray. I hear there is a Ravenclaw boy that could probably use a friend. You should check in on a -checks his notes- Mr. Tumberton? Really what names will these kids think of next.

Ah! Dennis! It has been awhile since I last saw him, but I'll happily pay him a visit! He was a great friend last year!

Makaio Kāne wrote: 5 Jan 2026, 15:43 Ms. Oak finally appears to have gotten my joke.

Ms. Shephard I hope you can now see that your dog needs a bath.

Finally, yes, and how do you do Professor. Kāne?

Makaio Kāne wrote: 5 Jan 2026, 15:43 Ms. Oak finally appears to have gotten my joke.

Ms. Shephard I hope you can now see that your dog needs a bath.

Eyes are still healthy! Only a slight subtle change to the ol' vision

Pfft! Getting Colin to get a bath is as easy as making him sit a peace in class!

Makaio Kāne wrote: 5 Jan 2026, 15:33 Ms. Oak. How is your grandfather? Still tracking strange wild creatures?

Ms. Gray. How is your second year at Hogwarts?

Ms. Evans. I don’t think we have met yet?

And Mr. Gunther. I am sad to say I never had a conversation with Octavius as we haven’t crossed paths in his storied adventure but I am sure he was also quite the conjurer.

I heard stories... he knew some evil spells and liked to turn people into whatchamacallit, that giant ball with eight legs in the lake! And.. someone told me once.. he removed their mouths!

I think you might like him! Where are my points I didn't bully anyone in past month.

I think Mr. Tumberton would say the same of you, Ms. Gray, even if I do hear his family is quite eccentric.

Well Ms. Oak since you asked. Getting ready to retire for the night. It’s been a long day of having to coral students.

And Mr. Gunther you only get points by doing useful things. Make me bacon tomorrow and then we can talk.

And finally, Ms. Shephard my condolences on your continued failure to house train your pet.

Makaio Kāne wrote: 5 Jan 2026, 15:58 I think Mr. Tumberton would say the same of you, Ms. Gray, even if I do hear his family is quite eccentric.

Well Ms. Oak since you asked. Getting ready to retire for the night. It’s been a long day of having to coral students.

And Mr. Gunther you only get points by doing useful things. Make me bacon tomorrow and then we can talk.

I don't know how to make bacon the house elves keep throwing pans at me to get me out of the kitchen! I oughta go in there and summon a bunch of venomous snakes...

Hello, Professor Kāne

Sleep tight professor, don't let the bed bugs bite! (;

school.... that's not Hogwarts...