Granted, but you can only say swear words in that language, including English ! I'm so so sorry !

I wish that I had a billion galleons to spend in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.

Granted, but you can only buy Leprechaun gold.

I wish that I had a photographic memory.

@Taylor Bubblebee you better be sorry, now I can only swear at people

Granted! But you wouldn't be able to remember anything else.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but you can’t talk to humans anymore

I wish I had blue eyes.

Granted, but they're the kind of of blue that's super bright and ugly to look at (for more than 10 seconds) and nobody wants to hold eye contact with you.

I wish I could time travel (without a time turner and all the fuss).

Granted, but you get stuck in the past and can’t come back

I wish I was better at focusing on homework.

Granted, you focus on your homework, BUT you get every homework test WRONG
HEHE I AM SO EVIL

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fall almost immediately.

I wish I was good at art

Granted, but now you can't read or write.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted but you can’t touch the things you had allergies to before without feeling pain