26 May 2020, 22:28
Bad Advice
Yes. Or shake Tree until a mango falls.

I want a blueberry, but I don’t have any. What should I do?

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars
26 May 2020, 22:40
Bad Advice
Buy lots of carrots and burn them!

I want to play Quidditch...what should I do?

chill, it's only chaos
26 May 2020, 22:50
Bad Advice
Injure one of the current Quidditch players by breaking his/her arms, then in turn taking their spots.

I want to sleep quick, what should I do?

LesterLollerz
28 May 2020, 08:57
Bad Advice
Ask a friend to take a bat and swing it at your head. Works best with a muscular friend. You may, however, experience a headache the next morning.

I am to lazy to tidy up my desk but I am sick of doing everything on the floor. What should I do?

Fly like a crow
28 May 2020, 09:12
Bad Advice
Use a levitation charm and do it all on the ceiling.

I have insomnia and can't sleep. What should I do?

[ Home, they said. I should like to go home. ]
STA: 6 | EVA: 10 | STR: 3 | WIS: 9 | ARC: 5 | ACC: 10
28 May 2020, 11:00
Bad Advice
Grab some sleepy pills from a dark alley, works wonders!

I'm too tidy around my room, what should I do?

LesterLollerz
28 May 2020, 13:16
Bad Advice
Burn it to the ground. You don't need it tidy anymore because it doesn't exist.

Someone wants to be friends with me but I hate their guts. What should I do?

☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.
28 May 2020, 14:07
Bad Advice
Take their guts away! Literally!

I don’t have a large enough basement to hide the bodies. What should I do?

☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
Cat’s grace
28 May 2020, 17:34
Bad Advice
Hide them in your family's closet!

I keep wanting to procrastinate on my homework. What should I do?

Lyra :)
Is it bad to consider books as your best friends?
30 May 2020, 00:41
Bad Advice
Put it aside for the rest of the year! When the year ends, you won't even have to worry about it!

I can't think of any new RP ideas, what should I do?

STA: 6 EVA: 8 STR: 5 WIS: 9 AP: 5 ACC: 7
Sixth Sense | Prodigal Charms Learner
"mindset first, actions second.” -unknown