19 May 2020, 06:15
Bad Advice
Move to a desert with no water.

How do I go to space?

[font=ZapfEllit BT]I didn't come this far just to come this damn far.
| Stamina: 6 | Evasion: 7| Strength: 6| Wisdom: 8| Arc Power: 7| Accuracy: 6|
Cat's Grace | shop | club |
trunk |
19 May 2020, 13:33
Bad Advice
Run as fast as you can and then jump; the momentum will fly you to outer space.

How do I make some money?

A.C.
happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way
19 May 2020, 15:21
Bad Advice
Thievery. I'm sure your parents won't miss a checkbook or two.

I accidentally broke a plate, what do I do?

C. Quinn
and until we meet again.
19 May 2020, 19:04
Bad Advice
Break even more plates,then people wont notice the first one you broke.

How do I get an O on all my Homework?

[font=ZapfEllit BT]I didn't come this far just to come this damn far.
| Stamina: 6 | Evasion: 7| Strength: 6| Wisdom: 8| Arc Power: 7| Accuracy: 6|
Cat's Grace | shop | club |
trunk |
20 May 2020, 02:12
Bad Advice
Cross out the actual grades and put all O's beside it.

How do I ride a dragon?

>Stats: Sta 9, Evas 8, Str 3, Wis 11, ArcP 9, Acc 6<
>Healing Sage | Perfectionist | Charmer || Leader of SHC| Owner of The Kat Shop<
20 May 2020, 02:15
Bad Advice
find the most dangerous dragon and step into it's mouth.

How do I live a good life?

[font=ZapfEllit BT]I didn't come this far just to come this damn far.
| Stamina: 6 | Evasion: 7| Strength: 6| Wisdom: 8| Arc Power: 7| Accuracy: 6|
Cat's Grace | shop | club |
trunk |
20 May 2020, 02:43
Bad Advice
Do anything you want whenever you want. Don't like paying bills, don't. Want to eat ice cream all the time, do it.

I can't go to sleep.

>Stats: Sta 9, Evas 8, Str 3, Wis 11, ArcP 9, Acc 6<
>Healing Sage | Perfectionist | Charmer || Leader of SHC| Owner of The Kat Shop<
21 May 2020, 14:18
Bad Advice
Drink exactly 7 and a half cups of black coffee.

The voice in my head is being a real pain, what should I do?

“THE WORLD WON'T GIVE YOU ANY GIFTS. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE, STEAL IT.”
sixth sense, perfectionist, comprehend languages, terrible presence / sta- 8, eva- 9, str- 7, wis- 7, arc- 10, acc- 10
“LONELINESS WILL SIT OVER OUR ROOFS WITH BROODING WINGS”
22 May 2020, 07:18
Bad Advice
Every time it talks yell out loud at it until it stops. If that doesn't work, start banging your head on anything near you.

My writing is really bad right now, what should I do?

>Stats: Sta 9, Evas 8, Str 3, Wis 11, ArcP 9, Acc 6<
>Healing Sage | Perfectionist | Charmer || Leader of SHC| Owner of The Kat Shop<
22 May 2020, 10:40
Bad Advice
Forget about grammar and orthography and solely focus on thorough descriptions of characters' attires.

My grandparents' cat got lost, where should I go look for it?

Gerald T. Fawkes