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Scientific Name: Scelerisque Alienus
Average Lifespan: 300 years (if left untouched)
Height: 1.9 feet
Appearance: Various shades of brown, relatively round, lacks eyes, nose and various other body parts. Has limbs and razor-sharp almond teeth.
History:
Chocolate Aliens, known as chocoaliens for short are a hybrid species of the rotunda bazunga and wizgabo cocoa alien breeds, both of which are now critically endangered. The first chocoaliens landed on the planet "Fudgeos" in 1658, breeding quickly in a large plot of land now known as "chocoland". In just 10 years, the chocoalien population increased drastically from a little over a hundred to fifty thousand. As these creatures have a brain smaller than a pea, they are incapable of feeling and are only able to pick out sounds. Owing to their sloth and blindness, the chocoaliens spent multiple centuries lazing around, unaware of the world around them. It was not until the late 1900s that the chocoaliens were first discovered by Wizard Kompowuityusk of planet Mercury. Astonished by the sheer number of chocoaliens existing on the planet, the experienced and power-hungry mage cast a massive spell, mutating all of the chocoaliens into powerful, aggressive warriors. Unfortunately, the spell proved to be far too draining for him and there was little energy left him to defend himself as the furious chocoaliens trampled him to death.

30 years pass, and the raging chocoaliens have grown barbaric and ruthless. Having nothing better to do, they constantly wage war against each other, hacking each other to bits. It was said that the entire chocoalien population might have been wiped out if not for the showing up of Hashline Darfith, an earthling Witch. Harnessing her magical powers, she led the remaining chocoaliens into a massive war known as the Galacticos against big names in the solar system like Joseph Sims of Neptune and Hashbrown of Saturn. In middle of the war, the enemies of the chocoaliens discovered a major weakness of the chocoaliens - they were edible. The tide of the war changed dramatically as each chocoalien collapsed at the duo's feet, dead. Fuming and absolutely appalled, Hashline took on both Joseph and Hashbrown together, killing them both in a duel, avenging the death of her chocoalien army.

In an unexpected turn of events, Joseph, slain by Hashline, returned from the afterlife leading the army of chocoaliens he had slaughtered earlier, giving him the nickname "lord of the chocoaliens". A little more fighting ensued before both sides had a mutual agreement to stop fighting, enjoying chocolate for what it is.

However, the killing of the chocoaliens seems to have left its mark on them, reversing the spell cast on them years ago by Wizard Kompowuityusk. They are now the same mindless beings they were centuries ago and they continue to inhabit chocoland. Earthlings, as well as other aliens now enjoy chocoaliens as a scrumptious delicacy to be enjoyed due to their rich and flavourful taste.

Nova Astron wrote: 3 Mar 2025, 11:44 Should I be concerned?

Nova Astron wrote: 3 Mar 2025, 12:29 @Joseph Sims Yeah, where can I do more research on these??