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Its obviously a sad dark brown emoji of a Lizard

What is "life"

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“ɪꜰ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟꜰ.”

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42 duh

What is Broccoli

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A red little furry animal

Why does it turn dark outside at night?

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face.

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Because I asked the whale to Make it dark.

What is a calendar

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A piece of yummy candy!

How can I get straight A+ in all my subjects?

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face.

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You ask your cat.

What is paint?

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A type of species.
What is Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw, the smartest of all, where you will learn anything you please. - Kylie Nguyen
Things we lose have a way of coming back in the end, if not always the way we expect. - Luna Lovegood

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A loud and quite stupid squirrel, who loves the smell of lavender

What happens if you microwave a Rubik's cube?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
Stamina 6 • Evasion 7 • Strength 4 • Wisdom 6 •
Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8

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It will become a book.
How do you dye hair?

Ravenclaw, the smartest of all, where you will learn anything you please. - Kylie Nguyen
Things we lose have a way of coming back in the end, if not always the way we expect. - Luna Lovegood

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You just gotta eat a rainbow coloured marshmallow and then spin clockwise on top of a washing machine singing "I wanttt meeeee cOlOuRrrrrrrrrr~" :decayed:

How can I make more friends?

Life is like a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; you never know what you are going to get.