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How do I remember my bfs birthday?

You can remember your BF's birthday by buying the person a gift every day until the person remarks "you gave me a gift every day and finally you are actually giving me one on my birthday!"

How do I become a great scholar when I'm too tired to read a lot?

Pay other people to become great scholars, and then take credit for everything great scholarly thing they say or do.

How do I meet my idols? Benedict Cumberbatch and Jacksepticeye

Stalk them on social media
Girl Benedict is one of mah fav actors u are now my new fav person


How do I get Disney to bring back Obake

Sue them for taking him away.

I found a ton of empty bottles, what should I do with them?

just smash them and leave them there, other people can clean them up :>


how do i choose my favourite band ?

Just look at their hair color and if it isn't too bright or interesting then you pick them.

When should I go to the beach?

During a severe storm like a thunderstorm or tsunami.

How should I get rid of my headache?

Bang your head on a wall, its sure to get the headache out of your head.

What should I do, if I want to play Quidditch but can't?

It’s time 
Defying gravity 
Run around on a broomstick



What if I cant sleep?