Get an even SMALLER bed! Now your whole BODY won't fit! I myself suggest a toddler bed or a cradle!

I can't seem to be able to remember to do my homework, please help.

Burn down your school so there isn't anyone to assign the homework : )

I accidentally broke my window throwing my sister out of it

Push yourself through the window then blame it on your sister! That's what siblings are for!

Help! I trapped my dogs in a laundry machine and I'm afraid they're fur will get on everywhere! What should I do?

You should remove fur from your dogs before trapping them in the laundry machine. Anyway, you can wear the clothes you wash with your dogs, they will keep you warm.

I wanna fly without any broomstick, what advices can you give me?

Jump off a roof and flap your arms. you might fly for a little bit.

My meat is too hard due to it being cooked too long. How do I fix it?

First: That sounded very wrong....

Just throw it into a freezer and boom, you got a steak popcicle, enjoy!

I'm depressed.
(That's all I ever say)

just stop being depressed, it isn’t hard.

i can’t stop biting my nails.

Try harder! It can't be that hard to stop! (Haha, trust me I have this habit too... I've been trying to stop for years.)

Help! My dog killed a squirrel, and in our neighbourhood we can't allow our pets to kill animals!

Preform a ritual of necromancy to bring the squirrel back to life. You're gonna need the squirrel's corpse, some tissue paper, a single hair from your dog, and three socks.

How can I learn to draw?

Don't, it's agrivating. I tried drawing, and I failed my friend.

Hey, I seem to be unable to wake up, because I am always tired and a perfectionist, so I wear myself out...a lot.