Walk through the halls demanding people worship your almighty self.


I am sleep-deprived what should I do?

Just continue not sleeping. Just eat a lot and youll get energy, i guess.

How do i gain knowledge? (Im jk but i wanna see the bad advice)

sleep with a book under your pillow? you’ll gain the knowledge through osmosis.

how do i show someone i love them?

B U L L Y  T H E M.

I’m sad, what should I do?

Listen to songs talking about stereotypical teenage angst, wear all black, and never smile. Your sure to cheer up eventually!

I stressed out, how can I calm down/relax?

You should definitely overthink about your stress, and possibly find more reasons to add more stress to it! This way you’ll feel better soon!

I’m having struggles learning a new language.

You should just get tutoring of someone who has language problems as well! He'll tell you how to learn.

I have a very low self-esteem.

Just keep staring at yourself in the mirror, and then look at other people, then see how much better they are than you!

How can I get my cat to stop peeing on the floor.

Here's my demon of a cat, WHO KEEPS PEEING ON MY FLOOR!:

Easy! Reward your cat whenever he/she does piss on the floor. And in fact, just train your cat to pee everywhere BUT where he/she is supposed to.

A problem I have? My legs are longer than my bed!!!! HELP >_<the struggle is real lol